Murphy's law for (my) newborn

• Will dirty 3 consecutive diapers when you are rushing to get out the door.
• Will wake and demand to be held as soon as you are sitting and holding a fork with a bite of food to be eaten.
• Will sleep heavily through guests coming to see her, yet be wide awake for the following 3 hours (again wanting to be held).
• Will spit up a river as soon as you are 10 feet away from the nearest burp cloth.
• Will sleep through a four year old screaming next to her, yet awake when the door to her room creaks open.