Yikes! It's crunch time.

Just found out our pool will open on May 10th. That's less than a month. LESS THAN A MONTH, people. Oh my word. Not much time to get this body "swimsuit ready". Besides the whole my body is just not the same after have a child issue, I have to fight the blindingly white issue. Oh, and since we have been outside quite a bit lately, what little sun I do have has made the farmer's tan on my arms issue. Last I checked, this is not the hottest trend for this summer.

Which is unfortunate for me.

Yes, it is crunch time, indeed. And, maybe a little help from the sunless tanning lotion.